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Morgana
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Posted: 25th September 2016 Subject: NASA Just Updated The Astrological Signs |
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NASA Just Updated The Astrological Signs, And Yours Most Likely Changed
JUSTIN LUKE ZIRILLI
09/19/2016
different today compared to 2,000 or so years ago.
But so what! Our astrological signs were never scientific! They are the opposite of scientific! That’s why we liked them in the first place!
If the newspaper says that I am super loyal and driven and hard-working, then I want that to be the case!
Astrological
(CREDIT: Astrology Reiki)
Anyway. You may be one of the lucky ones who didn’t get an Extreme Makeover Astrological Edition. Those who escaped unharmed are a small percentage, however. 86% of humans are going to need to engage in some very intense self-reflection.
The updated astrological signs and their dates are now:
Capricorn: Jan 20 – Feb 16
Aquarius: Feb 16 – March 11
Pisces: March 11 – April 18
Aries: April 18 – May 13
Taurus: May 13 – June 21
Gemini: June 21 – July 20
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(CREDIT: Astrology.com)
Cancer: July 20 – Aug 10
Leo: Aug 10 – Sept 16
Virgo: Sept 16 – Oct 30
Libra: Oct 30 – Nov 23
Scorpio: Nov 23 – Nov 29
Ophiuchus: Nov 29 – Dec 17
Sagittarius: Dec 17 – Jan 20
What’s Ophiuchus you might ask? I have no damn idea! You go figure that out.
This just messed up my entire life. I am also super-curious as to what the astrological community is going to do about this.
Will they explain it away and tell us not to panic? Will they make the change and backtrack to how this is at all possible?
Your move, psychics!
If you’ll excuse me, I have to go start brainstorming how to act like a Sagittarius or something.
(Editor’s Note: NASA has officially stated that no one should lose their heads over this. They conducted this realignment to show how the universe has changed over time, and was misunderstood even back then. Also, when it comes to astrology and astronomy, you basically can only truly believe one of them… they don’t exactly work well with one-another.)
read on...
http://the-daily.buzz/nasa-astrological-signs-changed/2/ |
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Boloyong
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Posted: 20th June 2017 Subject: |
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Once this information blew up the Internet, but it turned out to be inaccurate. In fact, NASA didn't offer to change the horoscope and enter the thirteenth sign of the zodiac, since it already exists since ancient times. The original article on the zodiac signs was written for children, and it appeared in the children's educational project NASA Space Place. In a joking manner, it was told that horoscopes can't claim accuracy, since for millennia at least the position of the earth's axis relative to the constellations has changed. Since I am engaged in astronomy at BuyEssay, I can say that this is correct otherwise, all of us would have changed signs. Even NASA spokesman Dwayne Brown in a commentary to Gizmodo said that there is no interest in zodiac signs for NASA. |
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Morgana
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Posted: 20th June 2017 Subject: |
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Thanks for sharing this Boloyong |
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